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Previous Caption Contest Winners: Feeling horny"I'm feeling horny today."- Rachel Edith Holy cow! - MMcGowan “This view from behind is making me horny!” - JJ What do you get when you cross a Texas Longhorn with a Brahma Bull? A horny Brahma! - rfreed Joe realized that putting Viagra in the feed was not a good idea. - BobC Viagra dumped into the river had unintended side-effects. - Heywood Where Viagra comes from. - merx I think I heard the dinner bell, follow me! - Susan Actors head home after casting auditions for the movie 'Legend.' - Vesser Auditions for X-Factor 2010. - Oli Perry Sequel to movie "300". - sagar Moo who? - merx Clutching his axe, Ronald McDonald could barely contain himself at the thought of all the milkshakes these could make. - Queen Mum Bison Gay Pride parade. - brad Meat market. - merx  Crouching Tiger, Hidden MistressHiding behind his putter.- merx “If I roll up into a ball, I don’t think she can see me.” - Elvis “Crap, did she see me??” - Heywood “Everybody hide, she's coming!!” - my name here “White panties, blue panties, pink panties ...” - plasmaandfire Crash injuries have affected Wood's swing. - theJubster She said, "So you like clubbin' do ya?" and then it hit me! - sillyfrog Little did Tiger know the tree was about to hit him back. - Queen Mum “Is that a cocktail waitress near the bunker?” - Dingo “Love those babes … err … breaks to the left." - Phx_flygirl “I can’t wait to get to the 19th hole!” - Slouch "I'm just searchin' for my reputation." - Hermoine “This seems like a good place to take a dump.” - bilbo “These damn golf balls are getting harder to pass.” - freddy Par for the course. - bredia "I liked life in the fairway better than life in the rough." - Hodink "Well, I guess endorsements for condoms are out of the question." - Captain Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mistress. - merx  “Sari for scammin' ya!”And the blonde chick said to the President...- Duzitalot “You're the guy from Police Squad aren't you ... Nordberg wasn't it?” - theJubster Suddenly Michelle seemed so far away. - Queen Mum “Go on, pull my finger!” - theJubster “Would it be rude, Mr. President, if I ask the guy to your left where he gets his towel done?” - isherryss “Yes, I used to visit Mr. Clinton. Shall we go play with a cigar?” - Electric Dildo President: “Your hands feel damp.” Gatecrasher: “I'm sorry, there was no toilet paper.” - theJubster "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" - Mae West "I'm so pleased to be holding your hand." "That's not my hand!" - Charlie Bravo “Sari for scammin' ya!” - wendy w  Slumdog party pooper“Finally! They put a light in the outhouse.”- Dogbone "Wish they'd put a floor in it!" - Rango "Jesus!?" - Rock "This is where I do my best thinking." - Soccerballmaker "It's about time for Mama to let me out for lunch." - Wolf "I will never eat tomales again." - Jose "That was a loud one!" - Sweetsmeller Pedophile's log cabin. - Queen Mum Madonna arrested after child found in crate at airport. - The Queen “F___ off Tinkerbell, I’m working." - Queen Mum 
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