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Jew Wanna Go to Wendy's

“Jew wanna go to Wendy's?”
- ChrisC

"I see why you got passed over."
- Hermoine

Helium Hebrew.
- duzitalot

“Are you sure Helium is kosher?”
- Davesucks

“Trust me, the Rabbi will not find this amusing.”
- Howie8

“You should see my Rastafarian friend.”
- jbo2

Baron Von Zeppelin's early efforts as a fashion designer were rarely documented.
- theJubster

“No, seriously! It totally helps me from getting headaches!”
- T-Bone

"Nice 'up do,' dude."
- icebergs

“Guess where I'm tying the third one!”
- Mike Bram

"Yeah, the reception is great and I don't have to deal with those damned cable companies."
- shawnfalcon

“No I will NOT call you Heidi.”
- RAS

“Who are you? The sideburn police?”
- Davesucks

"Trust me. Balloons are not babe magnets."
- Rachel Edith

“Don't look now but I think we may have been photoshopped.”
- theJubster


Corset Looks Good

‘Course it looks good.
- Billie

An engineering marvel.
- Roger

“Gosh, my dress shrank!”
- Lola

“Does this dress make my earrings look too big?”
- Duzitalot

“Uhhh, do earrings count in strip poker?”
- Rachel Edith

An eye-catching, eye-riveting, eye-popping pair of … earrings!
- hanaa

You don't have to thank the Academy. The Academy thanks you!
- Hodink

Suspended animation? Animated by her suspension.
- WaltDisney

Janet Jackson refutes recent rumors of skin whitening procedures.
- theJubster

"Is that you, dear? I can barely see the top of your head."
- lazRmax

How could I not notice ... she has a claw for a left hand?
- Tristen76

Cynthia will be sporting a new pearl necklace ... very shortly!
- pickersplayspop

Change ... You didn't see this one coming, did you!?!
- theJubster


Playing Hide the Puck

Footloose and fancy-free.
- hanaa

Glory days, well, they'll pass you by.
- Rachel Edith

"So, is someone gonna come help us get up?"
- Hermoine

“We need an assist.”
- Steve-o

“The doctor advised us to stay off our feet. “
- abeer

“Playing hockey is a lot harder while drinking.”
- YouBetcha

“… and smoking.”
- YouBetcha

“I think I just swallowed the puck backwards! “
- theJubster

“Do you think those two guys in the stand will notice us now?”
- Bilbo

“And you say that the girls on Hollywood Boulevard make a lot of money doing this!”
- Electric Billdo

“What happened to your cigar?”
- Brouch

“Put those pucks in our Golden Nets!”
- Heywood

Canadians’ favorite game, hide the puck.
- Leighton


Dope, Hope and Grope

Presidential Oreo Cookie.
- RalphS

“So... which one of us is Curly?”
- theJubster

Three Blind Mice.
- Duzitalot

The good, the bad and the ugly, your choice!
- algae714

Welcome to another edition of Spot the Retard!
- Bob

Strike three, we're out!
- big Al

"No you can’t." "Yes we can." "Yes I did!"
- bredia

Nativity the Movie: As shooting commences on the Wise Men scene, questions are already being asked about the potential of this movie at the box office.
- theJubster

“You’re once ... twice ... three times a letdown ... “
- the Queen Mum

A lot of you are beginning to see through my bullshit so I've hired the best BS consultants of the 21st century to raise my game to the next level.
- wolfgangblicker

“And the first runner up is …”
- all

Proof Positive. We Need A Woman President!
- Hermoine

Dope, Hope, and Grope!
- FineByMe


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