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Bay of Pigs revisited

Bay of Pigs revisited.
- jerryfoge

Scene cut from Lost.
- malvinas

“I told you the boat would sink if we all got on.”
- tbf

Upon finally graduating from Sumo School, members of the class participate in the traditional making of the Sumo Soup.
- wolfgang blicker

Sum ting wong.
- bluebunny28

The Osaka Sumo team serves up a "buttload" of fart bubbles for a popular Japanese game show. Tom Arnold, between gigs, oversees the action.
- wolfgang blicker

“Raise your hand if you just peed.”
- malvinas

There’s a reason it’s called the Yellow Sea.
- Rodney Dill

Retired sumo wrestlers are tied together and towed out to sea to feed passing killer whales.
- OohAah

Beached whales about to become sushi.
- Rico Suave

Bloke Black Lestlers Crub!
- Mr. Moto

The hardest part about Sumo wrestling is separating the Men from the buoys.
- Rodney Dill

Soon Moon River.
- skbnwinters

Proof that cellulite floats.
- Ronnbbo

Sumo-nami.
- jONES

Tsunami Macarena.
- aquamantra

“I believe there are a few Chinks in your tsunami causation theory.”
- Sassy

“When I asked a tour guide to direct me to a beach where I can see a lot of big naked breasts, this wasn't what I had in mind.”
- steveirwinfan

“Ready now chaps. Up periscopes!”
- the dreamer

U Bangi?

The other white meat.
- TimWhit

“I can see your nut.”
- malvinas

“Com on I wanna lei ya.”
- WELDERPM

"U Bangi?"
"U Bet Cha!"
- radio free fred

CSI: Papua New Guinea.
- malvinas

Bob and Shiela discover the cult of the Lemonheads.
- steveirwinfan

Pirates of the Polynesians.
- malvinas

Joyce and Steve unwittingly participate in the Zulu ritual of "Shakanakanlababa", which roughly translates as "White meat for dinner."
- trelane

"We're having a nice American couple for dinner."
- bluebunny28

It wasn't so funny twenty minutes later when the cannibal's kettle finally boiled.
- steveirwinfan

The last known photo of Dale and Dolores Klulackin shows them posing for the traditional Entree photo, with the kitchen staff, at the New Guinea Comfort Inn.
- wolfgang blicker

The Johnsons would be eaten immediately if the others ever suspected they weren't part of the tribe.
- Ol' J Dogg

Illustrated cannibal cookbook.
- malvinas

Later that evening, Dan was puzzled why his wife's butt was covered with mustard.
- Duzitalot

Tupperware will keep your food fresh during the warm months.
- bluezoo

The Ndugu Culinary School teaching the importance food presentation.
- Hasenpfeffer

Now that the tribe has adopted Jim, he'll be known by his new name: White Dork.
- bluebunny28

“Did someone order a Nativegram?”
- malvinas

The tribe leader showing off his big kahuna in front of the camera.
- Rico Suave

Dances With Alcohol brings his NYU fiance home to meet the folks.
- bluebunny28

“Now YOU bare your breasts, woman!”
- Some Random Blackburn Students

"We should've tanned a bit longer."
- JJSPAZ

Where Cirque du Soleil gets its costumes.
- trelane

Sweden's winning entry in the Eurovision song contest.
- malvinas

AOL Sales-reps branch out.
- jONES

The REAL Village people.
- TwilightSilver

"I don't care if it is their custom, move your hand, Jack!"
- Oz_1788

“I knew I shouldn't have taken that Acid before this wedding.”
- Matt

“If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain ...”
- bluebunny28

Surf and turf

Surf and turf.
- Ronnbbo

There's a new triathlete getting attention these days.
- Rachel Edith

Last one in is a rotten egg.
- Don

Jesus at the running of the bulls.
- steveirwinfan

Running of the Bulls, in Venice.
- bluebunny28

The floods at Pamplona gave the bulls an edge.
- Ronnbbo

Pamplona's other event, the Swimming of the Bulls.
- North

“Oh my God! A sea cow!”
- KDANTEATER

“Damn! First the tsunami, now this!”
- fitterdude2000

Sometimes you just have to take the bull by the horns.
- Soldotna

"You can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter!"
- Hodink

Although they enjoyed many happy hours playing together, villagers considered Roger an idiot.
- trelane

Bovinia did not take it well when Roger broke it off.
- wolfgang blicker

"Horns," the Spanish version of "Jaws."
- ScazzMan

Another Merrill Lynch client fails to pay his margin call.
- Hodink

“I milked it once and now it won't leave me alone!”
- meat fart

The three little pigs

The three little pigs.
- North

No one ever suspects the big pink fluffy animal.
- malvinas

“I didn't realize this was a no porking area.”
- themeweaver

You can never trust a pig.
- j mon

Impersonating a police officer is a serious offense.
- ava

“Me frisk him? YOU frisk him!”
- TinyRI

This little piggy went to jail.
- shrvjack

“Will you let me go if I squeal?”
- Ronnbbo

"It's straight back to the pen for you, pal."
- bluebunny28

The boys in blue bring home the bacon.
- Ronnbbo

"But officers ... the Big Bad Wolf is getting away!"
- bluebunny28

Jewish police are very strict with kosher standards.
- Ronnbbo

“That's the last time I drive into a Muslim neighborhood!”
- Ronnbbo

It's always the last button I find hard to do up ... thanks so much officers.
- Greta Garbo

DRIVER WANTED with sense of humor and no outstanding warrants.
- Peewee Kermit

“I g-guess it wasn't wab-wabbit sea-season after all.”
- Ronnbbo

Pork, the other white-collar meat.
- jONES

The other pink meat.
- TinyRI

The gay porn industry never seems to run out of new material.
- Reggie

Warner Brothers bowed to viewer pressure and began to show the legal ramifications of cartoon violence.
- Ronnbbo

“Th-b-th-b-d-That's all folks!”
- steveirwinfan

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