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Previous Caption Contest Winners: Massachusetts in MayMassachusetts in May.- Jay Auditions for CSI: Woodstock. - malvinas Dorothy and the Cowardly Lion, having a gay old time, following their own yellow brick road. - Soldotna “Dude, I reckon I can so smoke that flower.” - malvinas The Rainbow Connection demands better pay for the Muppets. - bluebunny28 “No! That was two decaf mocha lattes, no foam, no whip. Can't you people hurry? There's a line behind me.” - AFW While protesting the smoking ban, Lucy drops her cigarette. - JennyH “Yes, I need two policemen to get rid of this fat, bearded stalker behind me.” - lucyanddesi How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - Soldotna "Steve! You messed up the sign. It's P-E-A-C-E, not P-I-E-C-E." - bluebunny28 The Rainbow Coalition was shocked to learn the Halley Bop comet was just a weather balloon. - JFK At the Rainbow we love all God's nerd's and geeks! - ginnykoala For some reason, ZZ Top would follow Wanda everywhere. - phojr Posers – it’s not a rally until the boobs come out. - Riley Jones At the Portland, Oregon Mardi Gras, revelers get beads and flowers for flashing peace signs. - Ronnbbo "Mom you are embarrassing me. How long do I have to hold these stupid weeds?" - bluebunny28 Rainbow flag: $9.95 Flowers: $18.95 CGI to make it look like more than 5 people give a damn: Priceless - bluebunny28 "Peace is the way! Hey is that a Starbucks? Break time!" - bluebunny28 As proceedings finally got underway, Crusher began to think that the Hells Angels’ convention might be happening someplace else. - GoreBoy In response to the question, "How many fingers am I holding up?" Janine Gherkin holds up two fingers, missing by only one but dropping her grade point average to 2.4 as Hammett, the flag bearer, attempts to scratch under his armpit with a Rainbow Coalition flag pole. - wolfgang blicker Hammett, flag bearer to the stars, realizes, too late, he is trying to pick up chicks at a Gay Pride event. - wolfgang blicker Sangria is compelled to order two mocha latte's to go, one for her to drink and one to throw on Hammett, the flag bearer, for pinching her bottom relentlessly during the Gay Pride event. - wolfgang blicker Woodstock 2006. There's been a lot of development and the Free Love Movement now charges a fee. - steveirwinfan The pacifists had the first shot at confronting King Kong. - Ronnbbo "On the count of two we all yell JUMP!" - radio free fred "Two birds, ten o'clock, get ready, blast ‘em on my signal." - radio free fred The peace protestors feared that a trained government spy had infiltrated their group when they heard Steve yell out, "Hey, pass me the Dubai, you far out Jefferson Slaveships." - KDANTEATER So many protesters, so few paintballs. - ScazzMan Herman, sensing his disguise had failed, prepared to kill the hippies. - killchristmas “All we are saying, is give Jihad a chance … Whoa, look at the neat explosions where those planes just hit that building!” - Akbar  Things started looking up when it rained cheerleadersLevitating lesbians.- dodger Things started looking up when it rained cheerleaders. - missos Cheerleading used to be so wholesome. - bluebunny28 Cheerleaders - the OTHER white meat. - skbnwinters ... as the flashes of 1,348 14-year-old boys' cameras go off in the hopes of capturing the ever-elusive ‘beaver shot.’ - OohAah This move always gets the quarterback's attention. - bluebunny28 "Tim and Brad still aren’t looking? You were right, Tiffany, they are gay." - bluebunny28 “I don't know about you, but I’m turned on.” - claytone Mary could get the height, but Joanne could spread em' better than all the rest. - phojr “Did I remember my panties? Did I remember my panties? Oh thank god I remembered my panties.” - phojr John and Jim would always soak their hands in ice water to get the girls to jump higher. - phojr “Where will YOU be when your diarrhea kicks in?” - skbnwinters “Has anyone seen my feet? I can't see my feet!” - malvinas The invisible, ambidextrous King Kong. - malvinas The annual fart propulsion contest. - Earthian “You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.” - SuzeB Tennessee wins by split decision. - JDM New Doublemint ad promises to double your fun ... if you can handle it. - JFK Crotching tiger, hidden dragon. - Ronnbbo The porn business gets more competitive every year. - tex With their feet pointing towards Mecca, women praise Allah. - jssservant Although the sport was still in its fledgling stage, Synchronized Whoring participants hoped for eventual Olympic recognition. - trelane “Majorette Tina to Ground Control, I'm looking at the floor, Listening to the crowd roar, And hoping you don't drop me once more. Can you hear me Ground Control? Can you hear me Ground Control?” - Monica's First Boyfriend  The Love BoatThe Love Boat.- wolfgang blicker Size matters. - trelane Now that's a boner! - ginnykoala It was the biggest boner on record for a Smurf. - phojr See how big it can get if you just stroke hard enough. - newberger Is that a Kayak or are you just happy to see me? - 6DODGE7 Man rides whale penis for 30 feet to set new Guinness book record. - brohaaaam For the sexually insecure man who can't afford a Ferrari. - jONES New porn star discovered kayaking. - Mango Porn star, Helmut "The Schnitzel" Garibaldi, sports his customized wave rider at a recent charity event. - wolfgang blicker Nudist beach kayaking. - Earthian Though the water was cold, Eduardo, was still glad to see her arrive! - screamingbuffalo Your kayak should be an extension of yourself. - oldman New Viagra Boat Wax causes a stir. - bluebunny28 Viagra overdose. - North The pill is blue, damn it! What color did you expect? - bardwell Trojan introduces its new "Kayak" line. - NaTaS The Feng Shui on this boat is like so screwed. - skbnwinters Return of the Blue Banana Man, wow Banana! - radio free fred If he didn't win, Hank swore he'd spank his trainer good and hard. - skbnwinters Lifejacket: $20 Kayak paddle: $50 Getting to ride the Big Blue Weenie: Priceless - skbnwinters With a smile of triumph, Ed paddled away from the Virgin Islands. - Phil A. Show  The new 27 blade razor, closest shave everBlade runner.- Ronnbbo The new 27 blade razor, the closest shave ever. - nason_12 “I'm your biggest fan!” - WELDERPM Endangered feet-sies. - JDM “You are feeling veerrryyy sleepy …” - malvinas “You will fly Delta and only Delta .... you will not cash in frequent flier miles for a first-class upgrade ... when you awake, you will always buy the in-flight headset ...” - steveirwinfan The last thing Marvin saw when he yelled up to the pilot, "Go ahead! Fire up number one!" - trelane "you can fart all you want, that turbine won't spin" - Earthian Now that's what I call a juicer!" - radio free fred “Weirdest looking roulette wheel I've ever seen.” - fireater41 Amazingly enough, adding a caramel swirl to this jet engine increased its efficiency by 28%! - wolfgang blicker Giant snail attempts hypnotizing his audience. - ginnykoala "Here's the problem, Joe. I found a red cape with a big S on it stuck in the blow-by tube!" - Green Whorenet Aviation industry sucks in another person. - WELDERPM "You hold the plane. I'll stick this back on." - bluebunny28 In a misguided attempt at humor, Jim gives his co-workers a "fan" dance. - wolfgang blicker New for 2006, ultra fast liposuction! - Dr. Spook The Wheel Of Fortune during an rehearsal break. - Budha Bomb Whenever he was aroused, Audubon displayed an impressive array of blades and tattoos towards his potential mate. - Beware of guys wearing turbines at the airport. - Ronnbbo Joe wore his turbine for religious reasons. - ernyoung Finally, the Shiite hits the fan. - Derek Lamar Stealing spare parts at Boeing is very lucrative but getting it out the door is such a bitch! - skbnwinters 
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