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Previous Caption Contest Winners: Brokeback ZooBrokeback Zoo.- radio free fred Love Monkey. - 6dodge7 Feeling down. - bluebunny28 “If loving you is wrong ... I don't wanna be right.” - ginnykoala Start of the monkey migration season. - malvinas “No, really, I have a monkey on my back!” - trelane "I'm always up at the quack of dawn." - Soldotna “Are we there yet?” - freckles Normally mild-mannered, Bobo would snap if you made fun of Ducky. - trelane “Must ... kill ... duck.” - Victor “Nobody move, or the duck GETS IT!” - Timmac “If you say AFLAC one more time!!!” - hotmamaduck iF yoU wAnt tO sEe yOuR AfLaC DuCk aGaiN, leAve A cASE of bANanaS by tHe resTRoOms bY NoOn, nO zOOkEEpeRs oR eLSe... - Ernyoung "Sh*t ... 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I didn't get to kiss your feet!" - bluebunny28 “Hey, Tyrone! Whatcha doin' standin' on that dime?” - Bubba Smith “Yum ... gum!” - Monicat920 "No mother! You're supposed to throw the stones at HIM!" - Happy Dog "Sh*t! This stripe is superglue!" - Earthian “Oh my God, are those the brand new Keds that you're wearing!” - Cheval_52 “Aaaagh!! So that's what a pulled hamstring feels like." - bluebunny28 Running with his thigh sewn to his chest, Jo-Bob was satisfied his Second place finish - Ernyoung Abdul would have beat the Kenyan in the Tehran 10K if the call to prayer hadn't been called mid-race. - steveirwinfan Jamal was a step away from kissing Tyrone’s ass, when Tyrone suddenly farted. - daniel norton Kenyan to red runner: "I can shit out athletes faster than you can." - malvinas “I knew it! He ain't wearing underpants.” - Tiny RI “Have a nice trip, see ya next fall.” - SamoanYeti  Hiding in terror from Angelina Jolie, a would be adoptee escapesGoldfingers.- 111111 “I've been searching for a hand of gold ...” - Neil Young “OMG! I spent too much time on Grandma's sofa!” - Maggie "Won't you send your money now to help doctors in third world countries fight this terrible affliction?" - trelane Unmistakable sign of bird flu. - Wicked Sally See why you should cover your mouth when you sneeze? - SamoanYeti "Side effects may include ..." - jerryfoge STAY BACK! I have artistic design! - Matt Warning: playing with frogs causes crabs on the hands. - Goofus Duckz Fallafal sure did get a lot of phone numbers last night. - SamoanYeti Bet you can't eat just one! - Anon "So THAT'S what happened to all the mustard!" - bluebunny28 Beli shows off her hand job at show and tell. - dodger Biology exam cheat-sheet. - moftaki "Do you think Mom will notice?" - bluebunny28 Hanna had her henna hand held high. - Huscarl135 We can make them henna color you want. - boberin "You're still not getting a tattoo." - bluebunny28 The reason Michael Jackson keeps them covered. - killi “Momma told me if I did ‘that' I would get hairy hands.” - shrvjack "The nice man had three eyes and an antenna." - Andy Devine Ring worms from Cirque du Soleil. - RC The little girl with the diarrhea was an artist. - Earthian “If shitting on your hand is art, then I'm Leonardo da Vinci ...” - SamoanYeti Hiding in terror from Angelina Jolie, a would be adoptee escapes. - Ernyoung  Where Glaciers NurseBongo News employees resort to taking pictures of random objects after cutbacks.- Nobuddyknows Harold let them take photos for art ... but found the final result less than he had hoped. - Tiny-Harold “Hmmm ... dollar store pregnancy test ... it's blue... you’re pregnant!” - Redneck-Cousins-brother Frigid bitch! - TOENAN “Honey, I can't find the meatloaf... and when did we last defrost this refrigerator?” - steveirwinfan The first thing Sonny Bono's soul saw through his cracked ski goggles. - Huscarl135 Poor dental plan leads to Blue Man Group’s tooth decay. - ernyoung Looking up from the path he had shoveled to his mailbox, Ben realized he hadn’t completely thought out his move to Buffalo. - Ernyoung Suddenly, Elmira noticed that the frost on the window looked just like the Virgin Mary. - trelane Vladimir's ice sculpture of Angelina Jolie was sooooo hot. - Shirleyione Look how pretty Global Warming can be! - bluebunny28 Where glaciers nurse. - Riley Jones Igloos have leaky roofs too. - bluebunny28 "I didn't say ‘Watch out for that, asshole’ ... I said “Watch out for that icehole" - Earthian Eskimo breast augmentation is popular until the spring thaw. - Duzitalot Just out of camera range: penguins in bikinis. - bluebunny28 
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