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Redneck Pet

You've heard of the French tickler?
- ginnykoala

“We'll, Mr. Jones, it wasn't hemorrhoids after all.”
- steveirwinfan

Apparently she did have a bug up her ass.
- Monica's First Boyfriend

“You should be able to hear much better now.”
- Gator

“You won't feel a thing, Mr. Anderson.”
- malvinas

“OK, Mr. Smith, we are going to check your reflexes.”
- OldMan

“I knew my ass was itching for some reason.”
- SILVER4212

“No wonder he wouldn't sit still. It wasn't ADD after all.”
- uncle al

“With a high-speed camera mounted on his head, this little guy can do a colonoscopy in half the time of our conventional boroscope!”
- WinDaddy

Another great Father's Day gift.
- bluebunny28

“... then we dip it in chocolate, and VIOLA! A Tootsie Roll!”
- trelane

“OK, who wants a leg?”
- Freight Nazi

"You think I'm disgusting? Wait 'til you meet my cousin the lawyer."
- bluebunny28

“I think I'm getting voted off the island.”
- barhog

Standard issue French army spinal column.
- Timbob

Finally! Lunch.
- zekervan

Centipede - the other green meat.
- smanblue75

Lunch for Big Bird.
- Ronnbbo

Redneck pet.
- bluebunny28


What religion will do to you

Corn origami.
- Matt

“No, no, no....I said corn DOG.”
- Gator

“Does my dick look like a foot?”
- coll'sbuddie

Ganish was often accused by Vishnu and the other gods of being gay when he wore his yellow gloves and purple ruffles.
- steveirwinfan

Lord Cornesha, the new Husker mascot.
- givmyprozacback

Unlike the Trojan Horse, the Trojan Ganesha is only big enough to sneak in one person ... Guess who? Iiiiiiitttttttt's JESUS, and he's pissed ...”
- onenine

Aspiring artist Oomas Masaprahtalapadoomadomish, Jr., puts the finishing touches on his entry for the Bollywood Lane Parade float, Corn Cob Ganeesha with Marshmallow Penis.
- wolfgang blicker

What religion will do to you!
- Allan

Jolly Green Giant meets Vishnu.
- huscarl135

“I am Shiva. Give me carrot!”
- VaibraVeggie

Twice as many hands, double the chance of a harassment lawsuit.
- malvinas

"I can't believe it's not Babar!"
- bluebunny28

Babar accepts his 34th consecutive Most Popular Pachyderm in an Animated Short Oscar while his handler contemplates the mess he made on the floor.
- wolfgang blicker

Maybe there is a reason why India is still an impoverished third world country? Ya think?
- onenine

These guys had so much corn, it was coming out their ears.
- Soldotna

After the sacrificial burning, everyone gets popcorn!
- smanblue75

Dude, I bet this guy shits yellow ...
- wonderer29


Jugs

Nice jugs!
- trelane

October Breast.
- Earthian

“Eine zwei drei, I haff to make pee.”
- hymdawg

German Hooters.
- shrvjack

The Ja-Ja sisterhood! “Want another beer?” “Ja, Ja!”
- Ronnbbo

"Hey, I think that guy with the camera is checking out my beer."
- bluebunny28

The ugliest girls at Oktoberfest. (Next flight for Munich leaves in 10 minutes.)
- OohAah

30 minutes to table dancing.
- bluebunny28

The St. Pauli girl look-a-like contest was off to a good start.
- Ronnbbo

“Once I finish drinking this - you'll look good to me too!”
- Morgan

Who says that everything is bigger in Texas?
- Ronnbbo

Looks like you girls could use a polish sausage!
- SamoanYeti

I told you all that weightlifting would pay off one day!
- april11

We all know who we want to sleep with... but most likely, we would end up with the drunk chick in the back!
- SamoanYeti

This picture is from the book titled, "How to test if you're gay."
- mapembert


Extreme Waitressing

Extreme waitressing.
- bluebunny28

“You bitch ... I was serving table no.9.”
- Earthian

"Nice, but can I get some fries over here?"
- bluebunny28

“Are those drinks for us, gals?”
- Bubba Smith

How the Ice Capades handled the waitress strike.
- Ronnbbo

“They're impressed now, but wait till they see where we put the tea sandwiches!”
- SamoanYeti

Hooters has sunk to a new low to attract customers.
- Ronnbbo

Meet the Human Chandelier Sisters!
- Bubba Smith

“OK, now let's try the letter "I" ...”
- Earthian

“... be damned! I've got the same kind of growth on my feet.”
- Tiny RI

“You forgot your panties!”
- Tiny RI

“Yeah that's pretty good, but can they cook and clean?”
- steveirwinfan

The Rorschach Ink Blot Test, Hollywood style!
- Cecil B. DeMole

The Cirque du Soleil lesbian wedding cake.
- Gator

“Is it just me, or is this the smallest rink you've ever been on?”
- Kait

“I don't mind being the base for a lamp but, if I had it to do over again, I think I would've finished school.”
- wolfgang blicker

Oriental goalposts.
- Monica's First Boyfriend

The free gift in Matt’s Coco Pops was better than expected.
- bexxx

The police keep making the sobriety tests harder every year.
- Ronnbbo


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