Photo Caption Contest, Funny Photo Captions

best of
Bongo

featured
movie reviews

CLICK HERE to Enter the Current Photo Caption Contest

Previous Caption Contest Winners:

Before the days of ‘Granny Upskirt Webcam’

“I think they just want to look up my dress!”
- HandyOne2

Before the invention of the shoe-cam, it was much harder to conceal the photographers of the Granny Upskirt web site.
- dueys3

Oh that Betty, she's still a head turner!
- akessel

“No really ... how on earth does her get her tits up that high?”
- Emblem

“I tried that. Look what it did to my breasts.”
- Tiny RI

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!
- Duzitalot

Nancy enjoys her weekly visit to the 69er clinic.
- Timbarina

“... and then you said, ‘Let her drive, what harm can it do?’"
- Earthian

Stash Test Dummies test confiscated drug stashes, while pusher granny escapes.
- HotBabe!

Shoe bomb inspectors check out suspicious granny.
- pop-daddy

America's Wackiest Police Videos had reached a new low
- Stratoman

“Boys, it pains me every time someone at the bridge club asks why neither of you are married yet.”
- ScazzMan

Estelle's fading eyesight ruined her 107th birthday surprise.
- Steve B

Dementia is a bitch.
- katiedoc21

Don't step on the little people

“Watch out! Don't step on the little people!”
- Tiny RI

“Watch out for the doggy poo!”
- Bubba Smith

“Are you marching or just glad to see me?”
- akessel

Viagra works in mysterious ways!
- Blookah

Color guard for the Ministry of Silly Walks.
- steveirwinfan

Star Wars II.5 - The Attack of the John Cleese Clones.
- uncle al

The Russian Rockettes perform at May Day parade.
- akessel

“Cause we can can-can...”
- malvinas

Tryouts for the Ukranian military cheerleading squad!
- allosso

“Okay, who starched our shorts?!”
- akessel

Minor miscalculation by the Koreans attempting the world record butt kicking line.
- jeepx2002

‘Foot up the ass’ practice for the Red Brigade.
- OohAah

Russian army recruits go through their last anal wart inspection before graduation.
- akessel

March of the Proctologists.
- Tiny RI

The military proves that the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about.
- mixmuffin

Russian fart squad successfully drive forces away.
- akessel

Russia's don't ask don't tell policy seems to be working.
- akessel

Gay pride parades are becoming far too organized...
- littlesuprstr

This strange marching really raises a red flag.
- Dreamtheme

The lesser known interpretive dance branch of the military.
- Agape

If Cirque du Soleil ran the Army.
- steveirwinfan

This Army kicks ass.
- Tiny RI

Who said the army wasn’t fun?
- klr878

You put your left boot in and shake all about!
- Kafto

The new Pilates March whipped these soldier boys right into shape, after months of difficult training which often resulted in smelly toes.
- Extremebootcamp

The History Channel runs out of war re-runs.
- Tiny RI

Stalin: the Musical
- dragondamo

For buns of steel, do this exercise daily.
- Stinkyflower

“We piss on you midgets.”
- Tiny RI

Pope Sandy the First

Pope Sandy the First
- Duzitalot
- Gator

Anthony, misunderstanding the phrase that the church was now 'sans' a Pope, decided to take matters into his own hands
- ploma56

Excuse me, your Holiness. The votes are in and it's official... you da man!
- ScazzMan

Sorely disappointed that a Latin American cardinal was not elevated Pope, Domingo decides to build one of his own.
- trelane

Arturo was overcome with emotion while visiting the Pope Corona the II Memorial in Cancun.
- picklejuice

The Cardinal is cool, but I prefer Parrots and Flamingos.
- Sushi

"Come a little closer, altar boy, I'm feeling quite stiff."
- Queencleanmachine

“This new rule about keeping your hands to yourself is no fun!”
- Sushi

“Sit on my lap and you'll know I'm not Santa...”
- malvinas

“Remember, we're just friends. Got it?”
- akessel

An earring and shoe and I'm done.
- Tiny RI

Pope John Paul gets embalmed at MTV's Spring Break Cancun.
- akessel

“Excuse me, your holiness. The votes are in and it's official ... you da man!”
- ScazzMan

“I swear, if you look in this ear you can see the ocean.”
- akessel

“Okay, three Hail Mary's and pull my earl.”
- akessel

This is the new pope's idea of "Palm Sunday."
- ScazzMan

Failed marketing idea: Pope themed beachwear
- popdaddy

“Ah, so here is the problem, Your Holiness ... Where there should be a brain, your head is packed with sand ...”
- Troy

“Me tink it be an inner ear infection, Mr. Pope Man.”
- NHMtMan

Pope Wet Willy I
- gokarm

He’s Pope till high tide.
- Tiny RI

If we can get him to Rome it will be a miracle.
- Tiny RI

Are you sure this is a good seat for the wet T-shirt contest?
- akessel

"Next up...the WET HABIT contest! Sisters, are you ready?"
- picklejuice

The Pope's requested final resting place - a topless beach.
- dug

“Psst, check the Rosaries out on that chick!”
- akessel

“Do you think this is too bling for the beach?”
- akessel

John Paul stars in the remake of "Weekend at Bernies."
- akessel

"Heyyyyy. No relics until after I'm dead, young man."
- Bouhaki

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
- jissilly

Queer eyes for the stoned guy

Queer eyes for the stoned guy.
- rib tickler

Never take a picture going over a speed bump.
- Bubba Smith

“Look at her, looking at me, looking at you.”
- Sushi

"Look into my eyes.”
- akessel

“Made ya look twice!”
- limits

Two faced liar!
- sjogator

The Siamese Doublemint Twins.
- akessel

"Double your pleasure, double your fun..."
- barb_sp
- One Brick Shy
- Gokarm

“I've looked high and low and I still can't find it!”
- akessel

“When I said I like a girl with four eyes, I meant glasses!”
- akessel

She's looking for that certain kind of guy...
- Duzitalot

“What makes you think I'm bi-polar?”
- akessel

“Make that a double scotch.”
- akessel

“Don't look at me that way!”
- akessel

“I'm so hungry I could eat for two.”
- akessel

I know she wanted an eye lift, but this is ridiculous.
- SearBear28

“But I only have eyes for you, and you.”
- akessel

"I only have eyes for you. My lips, now they are another matter."
- Bouhaki

"All the better to see you with...all the better to taste you with."
- ValerieD

“Damn it, Sally, you know I get dizzy when you do that!”
- Trelane

“It's always about you. Focus on me for a change!”
- popdaddy

“Look to my eyes when I talk to you!”
- Guido

“Honey, this acid is some goooood shit!”
- Rib Tickler

Chernobyl pin up!
- Bubba Smith

Kim Luck didn’t mind being called 4 eyes, but 2 lips really pissed her off.
- phojr

“No, I won't! And send your brother home.”
- Tiny RI

Good Vibrations.
- Gator

...and yet men still just stare at her breasts.
- ScazzMan

“Guess how many nipples?”
- OohAah

“Yep, an extra everything.”
- Tiny R I

After her cosmetic surgery, Ling-Mai was ready for the porn business.
- LMAC

Sandra could give one hell of a blow job.
- phojr

“Am I white or am I wong?”
- 39cjjc39

More caption contest results

«Previous 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | Next»

The Web's Wittiest News Satire