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SEATTLE — Mary Kay Letourneau, the teacher jailed for raping a 12-year-old boy, Vili Fualaau, has married her former student, who is now 22. The ceremony was officiated by Chuck U. Farley, a 7-year old minister in the Unitarian Anything Goes Church.
"I flunked all my spelling tests in the 2nd grade," he said, "so I was really happy to be able to marry the old man to the really old woman with their hard-to-spell names."
Mary Kay was thrilled with her finance's choice of minister.
"I just think he's the cutest thing," she said. "I could just love him to death."
Mary Kay's daughter from her first marriage to an adult, and her two out-of-wedlock daughters with Fualaau, aged 7 and 8, attended the ceremony.
"Age should not be a barrier," said the rapidly aging Marr Kay, who is 43. At the reception afterwards, the two younger girls were made available to the wedding guests for indiscriminate sex.
"After all this excitement," said Mary Kay, "Vili and I just can't wait to get back to our new crib."
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