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Angelina Jolie's Africa Diary
NEW YORK — A trip to Africa by ultra-sexy movie star, Angelina Jolie, and ultra-ugly economist, Jeffrey Sachs, will air September 14 on MTV. Sachs is a special adviser to UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan and is director of the UN's Millennium Project. The Diary of Angelina Jolie & Dr. Jeffrey Sachs in Africa will follow their trip to remote villages in Kenya where Sachs's team is working to end poverty, hunger and disease.
"Since getting this UN gig," Sachs told Bongo News, "I have eliminated poverty, hunger and disease in myself. The job pays well and I get free lunches and medical."
Jolie issued a statement that she was not having sex with Sachs. "We share the same tent, but that's all," said the actress. "He is certainly inspirational and has become very wealthy, but my heart belongs to Daddy."
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