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BURBANK, California X-rated porn megastar, Jenna Jameson, has started a fund to help out-of-work porn industry workers "make ends meet" while the industry is closed for 60 days because of two actors testing positive for HIV.
"These people are working paycheck to paycheck," said Jameson. "I'm asking fans to send donations so the actors can get back on their feet -- actually, get back off their feet."
Legendary male porn star, T.T. Boy, said he wouldn't know how to fill his time over the next 60 days. "I'll be at a loose end. I prefer tight."
"I'll be firing ammo for free over the next two months," he said. "It'll be kinda strange. I don''t know if I can do it if no one's watching."
Jameson said "everyone is praying they won't come down with it."
"Hey, don't say that!" said T.T. Boy. "I've gone down just thinking about it."