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Top 10 List for John Kerry's Running Mate
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US Brings Modern Torture Techniques to Iraqi Prisons
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Iraq Back in Axis of Evil; US Loses Spot in Axis of Good
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Bush and Cheney Put on a Puppet Show for 9/11 Commission
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Bush to Nation: "I'm the Real Chainee -- He's the Chainer"
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Withdrawal of Dominican Republic Troops Jeopardizes American Effort in Iraq
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Woodward Fecally Implodes on C-SPAN
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Mary J. Blige is Having Ed Bradley's Child
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Queer Eye for Jack Palethorpe
The Fab Five try to give Jack a “makeover”... Full story

Top 10 Things Not to Say on a First Date, by the Wizard of Love
Expert advice from the experienced Wizard... Full story

Save a Virgin
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Gangsters and Gun Molls: Ralph Nader
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Carl's Letters: There Should be a Constitutional Amendment Against Bonobo Chimps
Instead of fighting, they have sex... Full story

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