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Presidential Election Secretly Moved to Yesterday: Bush and Cheney Declared Winners
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Will Bush Receive the Same Soft Treatment as Clinton When He Peddles the Book on His Life Story
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Larry King Denies that 'Depends' Found in His Trash Are His
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Pentagon Calls on Old Soldiers to Serve, Considers Draft; Kerry and Clinton Spring Into Action
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Ryan, Who Quit Senate Race Over Trying to Have Sex in Public With His Wife, to Re-enter the Race as a Married Homosexual
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Cigarette Manufacturers Try Marketing to Adults Instead of Children
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Bowling for Columbine; Jumping for Hot Dogs
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Bush to Become a Dentist
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If Bush Had Become a Boat Captain ...
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Michael Jackson is Fingered
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Comics We'd Like to See: Thunk Macattack
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The Haunt of Fear: Dick Cheney
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

The Friendly Executioner
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

The Friendly Executioner

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