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My Nazi Photo Gallery, by George Bush
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Kerry Scores with Edwards: "He's Attractive, He's Hot and I Wanted Him"
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Tyrant of Iraq Goes on Trial; World Says it Was Time for Bush to Face Justice
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US Postal Service Polls Asks People to Vote for Thin or Fat Brando Stamp
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Monica Blimps to 250 Pounds, Clinton Driven Wild with Desire
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Saddam Admits to WMDs; He Just Forgot Where He Put Them
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Edwards to File Lawsuit with Cheney Against Pacemaker Company
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Bush Learns That Theresa Heinz Kerry May Be Worth $3.2 Billion, Calls for Reinstatement of Inheritance Tax
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Kerry to Become the New 'Coach K' at Duke
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Like A Shiksa
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Clear the Seats
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Jeri Ryan: "My Ex Wanted to Have Sex in Public"
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Comics We'd Like to See: Sex Ed 2004
With apologies to Foxtrot... Full story

Toilet Talk
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Startling Comics: Anna Kournikova

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