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AUGUST 4, 2004

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Kerry Shows Off Purple Hard
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Bush Gets Confused on the Campaign Trail
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Kerry's Acceptance Speech Stresses Hope - "I Hope I Win"
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Bush Criticizes DNC For Having Obama Speak at Convention
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Kerry Holds a Second Convention; This Time His 'Band of Brothers' Are Hippies With Whom He Used to Smoke Dope
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John Kerry is Really a French Spy Named 'Jean Le Karre'
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Arnold Finds a Girlie-Man He Likes
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Bush Administration Says Mexican Attack on the Alamo Was Lawful
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Actors Found to Have No Real Talent
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Separated at Birth: Val Kilmer and Gina Gershon
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Anna Nicole Smith Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Comics We'd Like to See: Arlo and Jezebel
With apologies to Arlo and Janis... Full story

Mail Fraud
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

The Genius-Beasts: Charleze Theron

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