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Swift Boat Veterans Say Kerry Had Tea with Ho Chi Minh
Un-retouched photograph provided by Swift Boat Veterans for Truth HOUSTON — The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have released a new ad this week claiming that Presidential hopeful John Kerry, while he was stationed in Vietnam, met and had tea with North Vietnamese President Ho Chi Minh.
"He got up one morning and said he was going for a walk," said Swift Boat member Capt. Floyd ‘Stinky’ Buttclench. "We didn't see him for a week and when he came back he applied for a Purple Heart for a sliver he got from a chop stick. We all wondered at the time how he could have had such a close encounter with a chop stick until we found a picture of him and Ho having a snack. Not only that, he used to say, "I f*cked her," every time we saw a picture with Jane Fonda in it."
Kerry spokesman, Lemar Liverlip, denied the allegation but had no answer for the picture that the Swift Boat crew has published. "I haven't talked to the Senator about the picture but I suspect that the old man in the picture is just a village mayor or someone who looks like Ho."
"Let Kerry try to talk his way out of this," said Buttclench. “I'll bet he has no good explanation for where he was that week 32 years ago."
"This country would have probably won the Vietnam war if it wasn't for the information that John Kerry gave Ho. We would have been better off as a country if they had stationed Kerry with the Alabama National Guard where he would have had no chance of getting all those fake Purple Hearts.”
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