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Lightweight Interviewer, Matt Lauer, Scores KO in Bush Interview
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Bush Doubts He Can Win War on Terror Against US Citizens
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Kerry Windsurfs to Cambodia
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The Eyes of George Bush
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Bush Cracks Secret Al-Qaeda Code
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Group Watching Paint Dry Switches to Watching McCain at the Republican Convention
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Protestors Respond to Bloomberg Offer of Discounts for 'Peaceful Protest'; Anarchists Offer Bloomberg Discounts
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Lesbianism is Rife in the Olympics
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Arabs Eating Their Dates
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Blondes Get Confused
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Not Separated at Birth: Clarence and Carl
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Comics We'd Like to See: McCain and the Swift Boat Veterans
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The Optimist, the Pessimist, the Jackass and the Freak
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Junior: George + Laura


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