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SEPTEMBER 8, 2004

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Clinton Insists He is OK After Bypass Surgery, Goes Jogging to Burger King
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Clinton Had Sex Prior to Surgery
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Bush Twins Go On National Comedy Tour
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Dan Rather Says Republican Convention Was Not News, Is Mystified by Bush Bounce
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Kerry Earns Purple Lollypop for Painful Flu Vaccine
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Michael Moore's 'Fahrenheit 1812' to Deny Link Between King George III and Burning of White House
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Yankees Lose to Indians 287 to 0, Suffer Three Deaths
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Florida Separated from Continental United States
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Miss Universe Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Beyonce Knowles Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Better Homes & Gardens: Take a Look at the Garden
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