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Clinton is Shocked to Learn Where They Got the Veins For His Bypass
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Clinton Searches for a New Penis
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Kerry Takes Advice From Clinton, Schedules a Heart Transplant
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Bush to Become a 'Hurricane President'
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Nader Has a Plan to End the Iraq War
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US Open Women's Tennis Final is a Russian Porn Fest
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Heather Locklear is LAX
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Britney Grabs a Handful
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Cheney Issues Instructions to Osama
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Comics We'd Like to See: B.C. Penis
With apologies to B.C.... Full story

Pac-Man Kills Super Mario
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

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