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'Coffee' Annan Says Iraq War is Illegal, Wants to Resume Oil-for-Food Scam
UNITED NATIONS, New York Coffee-colored UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan, who told a BBC reporter that the war in Iraq "illegal," is also calling for the resumption of the oil-for-food program, which involved massive UN corruption.
"This war is no good," said Coffee. "It's not our show. We have no chance to skim any money off the procurement orders, reconstruction money, or payrolls. It's a disgrace!
"I'd like to see the Iraq oil-for-food program restored," said the lusty Secretary General. "We made a fortune off that, and people here want to return to the trough as soon as possible. It's an expensive life we lead at the UN."