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Palestinians Mourn Arafat, Bush Welcomes Abbas: “I Love that Group”
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Ashcroft Says His Work is Done, Freedoms Eroded
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Ashcroft to Appoint His Own Replacement
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States Encourage More Smoking: “We Like the Revenue”
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Diminutive Liza Minnelli Accused of Sexually Harassing Hulking Bodyguard
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Renee Zellweger Takes Break From Acting, Gains 50 Pounds
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Canadian Gets Revenge on Americans
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Carson Kressley Recruits Gay Democrats for Canada
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Super Size Me
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Fight Comic’s Tiger Girl: Hillary Clinton
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Comics We'd Like to See: BC Too Much to Drink
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Man Versus Nature
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Greenspan Gives Congress a Tip

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