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Don King: "I'm Going to Disneyland!'

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ORLANDO, Florida — Don King, who only last week filed a $2.5 billion defamation of character lawsuit against ESPN, ABC and Disney, has suddenly settled the case out of court.

A jubilant King told Bongo News, "They're awarding me free cable and all the free rides I want at Disneyland ... no having to wait in line!

"Why'd they settle so fast? After all, they called me a murderer and a con man. I guess they just came to their senses and realized it was wrong to do that. Oh, and I threatened to have them killed."

Story by Frank Cassano. Photo by Mike Pasternack.
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