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Kobe Bryant to Miss Five Games with a Sprained Penis
LOS ANGELES The Lakers announced that Kobe Bryant would miss five games because of a sprained penis. According to the Lakers' management, he sprained his penis in the locker room during a warm up session. The head trainer worked on him to ease the pain, and succeeded for a while, but afterwards Kobe was still sore.
When she heard the news, Kobe's wife came to the locker room and was very suspicious, but the trainer assured her that there were no teeth marks to be found anywhere on the member. However, he told her that Kobe would be out of action for five nights, during which he would join the team on the road. She left in a fury.
Six groupies emerged from the shower area, got dressed and slipped out a side door.