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Angels Change Name to "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Palo Alto, Santa Cruz, Bakersfield and Fresno'


LOS ANGELES — Officials for baseball's Anaheim Angels have just announced that the team will now be known as "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Palo Alto, Santa Cruz, Bakersfield and Fresno."

The decision was made in an effort to broaden the team's appeal throughout California.

And, as an additional marketing ploy, there will be a special promotion for fans on opening day. The first 10,000 fans to arrive at the stadium will receive a FREE Mexican.

Frank Cassano

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