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JANUARY 26, 2005

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Condo Leaser Rice to Purchase a Townhouse
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Johnny Carson to Continue Writing for David Letterman
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Erect SpongeBob and Not-So-Erect SpongeBob
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NHL Star, Petr Nedved, Hides the Puck with Supermodel Veronica Varekova
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Kobe's Accuser Extends Olive Branch
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Bush Diary - Eggnogurashon; Condolizard Confirmashun
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Marcus Welby, WMD
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Paris Hilton Dresses as a Nazi
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Separated at Birth: Arnold Schwarzenegger and a Gorilla
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Bad Day
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Jungle Tales of Tarzan: Donald Rumsfeld
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: BC Virgin
With apologies to BC... Full story

Name Dropping
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Amusement Park Ride is a Pain in the Ass

Mike Pasternack

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