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FEBRUARY 9, 2005

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Hillary Clinton Faints After Seeing Her Image in Teleprompter
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Mario Elected to Pro Football Hall of Fame
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American Nazi Party Performs its Civic Duty
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Shell CEO Shows Shareholders What He Thinks of Them
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Comics We'd Like to See: BC Peace on Earth
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