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Pat Robertson Made a Last Minute Offer to Donate His Brain to Terri Schiavo
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Terri Schiavo's Brother Was the "Fisherman" in the Elian Gonzalez Case
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Jeb Bush Offers to Adopt the Pope
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Michael Jackson: "My Gloves Fit, You Must Acquit"
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Teresa Heinz Drops "Kerry" Name; He's Next
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Gas Stations to Begin Taking Right Arms Instead of Money From Public
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Bush Diary - Easter Egg WMDs; Rummy Wants to Occupy Her Fallujah
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The Clintons Advise Larry Summers
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Separated at Birth: Laura Bush and Jack Nicholson as the Joker
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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Kittens can kill... Full story

All Top Comics: Catherine Zeta Jones
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: Willie "n the Orgasm
With apologies to Willy ‘n Ethel... Full story

Big Brother is Watching You
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Sneezing Fit

Sometimes a girl's just got to let loose

Mike Pasternack

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