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Ben Affleck Denies He is the Father of Jennifer Garner's Baby
Ben Affleck can be a Daredevil LOS ANGELES — Ben Affleck has denied that he is the father of the rumored baby of Alias star, Jennifer Garner. Sources close to Garner say the actress is three months along. News of the pregnancy comes just two weeks after several news reports claimed that she and Affleck were engaged.
Affleck's spokesman, Mr. Sunshine, has angrily denied the paternity, although he left open the possibility that they might be engaged.
"There is no way that this baby " if there is a baby " is Ben's," he said. "I mean, come on! Take it from me, Ben is not the kind of guy to go around impregnating women, although I must say that, if he were, Jennifer is someone he would definitely consider impregnating. She is one hot babe!"
Before they became a magazine couple, Affleck and Garner costarred in 2003's Daredevil. He played Daredevil and she played Elektra. They went public with their hot romance last fall by snuggling together on national TV at a World Series' game.
The never-wed Affleck was previously engaged to Jennifer Lopez. That relationship ended with the cancellation of their scheduled September 2003 wedding, with no accusations of paternity.
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