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The fat policewoman from Reno 911 makes Russell Crowe her sex slave NEW YORK Stung by bad reviews of his new movie, Cinderella Man, where he plays the boxer, James J. Braddock, actor and amateur pugilist Russell Crowe flung a telephone at a hotel employee and was promptly arrested by police.
He was later arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court on charges of second-degree assault and fourth-degree acting. The assault charge carries a possible penalty of four years in prison and the bad acting charge carries a possible penalty of being relegated to TV sitcoms.