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Tom Cruise: "I Have Sex All Over My Holmes"
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Check Into a Hotel as Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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"I Hope Paris Likes Anal Sex"
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Paris is a Vile Candidate for the 2012 Olympics. Sorry, That's "˜Ville Candidate'
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Nixon Felt it Was Felt
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Woodward: Sources Must Be Protected, To Maximize My Book Profits!
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Weather Underground Grabs Felt at Nursing Home; "Payback Time, Fascist!"
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Bush Diary - I Always Thought Deep Throat Was Robert Redford
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Guards at Guantanamo Found Multiple Uses for the Koran
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Californians to Almighty: "Dude, Where's My House?"
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The Return of Captain Flame: Bill Gates
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: Willie "˜n Ethel Making Love
With apologies to Willy β€˜n Ethel... Full story

Amphibo and Hugo
Comics by Hugo Ballz... Full story

Russell Crowe Arrested For Lousy Imitation of "Cinderella Man" Fight Scene

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The fat policewoman from Reno 911 makes Russell Crowe her sex slave

NEW YORK — Stung by bad reviews of his new movie, Cinderella Man, where he plays the boxer, James J. Braddock, actor and amateur pugilist Russell Crowe flung a telephone at a hotel employee and was promptly arrested by police.

He was later arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court on charges of second-degree assault and fourth-degree acting. The assault charge carries a possible penalty of four years in prison and the bad acting charge carries a possible penalty of being relegated to TV sitcoms.

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