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New Supreme Court Will Overturn Roe v. Wade and Expel Jews From America
WASHINGTON, DC — With the death of Chief Justice, William Rehnquist and the retirement of Sandra Day O-Connor, President Bush now has the opportunity name two Justices to the Supreme Court and tilt it to the extreme right for years to come, if not forever.
"It is payback time!" said Ralph Whiteman of the Religious Right or Wrong Movement. "This is why we elected Bush. Let's overrule Roe v. Wade!"
Meanwhile, Jews in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles are fearful that the Christian Right will not stop at creating unwanted babies but will also expel Jews from America.
"It is true that the Republicans and the Religious Right have been our strongest ally in the US on Israel, " said Moshe Moses of the American Society for Being Really Nice to Jews Although We Aren't Very Nice to Non-Jews. "But just look at what Christians did to Jews in Europe centuries ago and in Nazi Germany last century."
Whiteman confirmed that creation of unwanted babies and expulsion of Jews were the primary objectives of the Religious Right.
"Support for Israel against Muslim extremists was just a cover," said Whiteman. "So was the Boston Tea Party. We are really still very close to European sentiment of around 1290."
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