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SEPTEMBER 14, 2005

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Michael Moore Blames Bush for Thunderstorms
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Osama bin Laden Forced to Evacuate New Orleans
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Rehnquist’s Body Found Floating in New Orleans
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Bush Diary - Hurry-cane Kat Stayed the Course and Look What Happened!
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Head-Out Parking an Issue in New Orleans
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Anderson Cooper’s Blowup Beats Geraldo Rivera’s Crying in Hurricane Coverage Contest
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Indiana Man Saves Baby From Angry Hippo
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Flag Burning Goes Awry
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Pat Robertson's “God” is Really Larry from Pittsburgh
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People Not From New Orleans Prohibited From Calling the City ‘New Awlins’
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Rolling Stone’s ‘Sympathy for the Devil,’ September 11 Version
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Trouble Shooter: George Bush
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Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death
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Family of Girl Stuck in a Well is Angry at Lack of Media Attention

PODUNK, Texas — “We’ve got a situation her,” said the little girl’s daddy, Earle Goldin. “Our little girl’s been down the well for three days now, but no TV cameras have shown up.

“What is wrong with this country?” he continued. “Can’t we get our priorities straight? This is a country that used to honor the drama of little children stuck in wells. I hope we can get past this hurricane obsession and get back to normal, and get some damn cameras over here.

“We told her to stay down there for a few more days.”

Emma Dubin

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