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Anderson Cooper, Born with a Silver Spoon in His Mouth, is a Down-to-Earth Guy!
Anderson Cooper is caught in an embarrassing moment wearing preppy clothing ATLANTA — CNN's Anderson Cooper may have been born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but he is a down-to-earth guy!
He can afford to wear fancy clothes and you would expect him to wear a blue blazer, creased trousers and tasseled loafers, but instead he wears jeans!
He can afford to eat in the finest restaurants and you would expect him to like caviar and champagne, but instead he likes tofu and bean sprouts!
Speaking of his birth, did you know that his mother was Gloria Vanderbilt? You did! Well, speaking of being born with a silver spoon in his mouth, did you know that the birth was extremely painful?
"It hurt like hell," Gloria Vanderbilt told Bongo News. "That spoon in his mouth really hurt me and lacerated my birth canal."
When Anderson Cooper is on the air, he tries not to look too much like a privileged, Waspy elitist who's slumming it with the ordinary folk. So to make sure he has a sufficiently earnest and humble expression on his face, he shoves a spoon up his ass!
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