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LOS ANGELES Head-Out Parking icon, Joseph W. Smith, is furious about the Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger motor vehicle accident.
"If that individual backing up into Kraut Boy had parked head out, he could have fully visualized the so called leader and converted him into 200 pounds of deceased steroids,"Ł said Smith. "Instead, what do we have? Movie Goon is still walking around with that fat lip and getting sympathy for it, no less.
"'I'm Ahnold. And I can't talk', he likes to say. Well ooga booga to you, you Wienershnitzel.
"I'm taking things into my own hands, now. I'm declaring my candidacy for the Governorship of California, running on the "śRun Over Ahnold Over Again' platform.
"And this time, I'm taking my vehicle into a head out parking space in a Sacramento lot, gunning the damn thing and plowing down that beefcake to yield me a mess of filet steaks."
Van Gross, MD
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