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Top 10 Questions in the White House Press Secretary Job Interview
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Zarqawi Tape Wins America's Funniest Home Videos Prize
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Kennedy Car Crash Without Alcohol Being a Factor? Top 10 Other Non-Factors
Patrick Kennedy checks into rehab... Full story

Disciples of Freud, Piaget and Kafka Weigh in on Bush
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Hu Visit Brings Bush a New Brain
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Hu Loves You Baby?
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'Obese' Mexican Jockey Charged in Smuggling Caper
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Americans Are Crossing Into Mexico to Look for Better Jobs
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Whittington Apologizes for Being Shot and Having a Heart Attack
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Couple Understands the Pain of the Less Fortunate After Moving on Up
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Angelina Jolie Cures Prostate Cancers in Small African Boys
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City of New Orleans Picks Up Bongo News' Easter Corpse Hunt Story
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All Top: Jessica Alba
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Hugo Ballz: Paranoia
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Kennedy Car Crash Without Alcohol Being a Factor? Top 10 Other Non-Factors




10. Orthodox rabbi goes to synagogue without Judaism being a factor.
9. Bear goes to bathroom without woods being a factor.
8. Shiites kill Sunnis without slight Muslim misunderstanding being a factor.
7. Bill O'Reilly spins on The Factor without The Factor being a factor.
6. Anne Coulter punches out fags without her extra Y chromosome being a factor.
5. George Bush conducts policy without moronic thinking being a factor.
4. Bill Clinton goes globe trotting without exotic tail being a factor.
3. Ken Lay resides in prison without future cellmate "Baldy Mounter" being a factor.
2. Scarlett Johannsen stars in Woody Allen movie without neurotic film maker admitting he is in love with Scarlett and her 13-year old sister.
1. Porter Goss resigns from the CIA without his firing being a factor.

Van Gross, MD
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