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Public Supports Bush's Plan to Implant Monitors in Peoples' Heads
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News of Phone Tap Leak Spreads
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Why Wiretaps Work
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David Blaine's Underwater Bubble Fills With Urine and Feces
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Keith Richards Out of Tree, But Not Out of Brain
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Man Relieved to Learn His Dog Is Not Gay
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TV Shows About Fundamentalist Religions Are Hot
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Jeb Bush Sets Up Huge Fans to Blow Fires, Hurricanes and Illegals Out of Florida
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God Denies Directing a Lightning Bolt at Ted Kennedy; "Kennedy Curse? What Kennedy Curse?"
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Why Is Cheney So Mean?
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Doctors Separate Pamela Anderson's Conjoined Boobs
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Pryde and Wisdom: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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Hugo Ballz on Wal-Mart
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At The End of the Rainbow


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