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How Many Pakistanis Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?


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MULTAN, Pakistan — Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
- Reuters

Q: How many Pakistanis does it take to change a light bulb?

A; Three. The first to place a bulb in his own anus. A second to surgically remove it from Mohammed's anus. And a third to put a fresh one in Mohammed's anus and then plug Mohammed into an electric outlet.

Van Gross, MD
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