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Bush's Table Manners Appall the G-8
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Saddam Goes on Hunger Strike: Skips Breakfast
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Corpse Crowned Miss Hezbollah
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Watch Out For Gonorrhea Lectim
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Falwell's Followers Drink Specially Formulated Kool-Aid
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Couric Erupts on Her Listening Tour, After Going Off Her Meds
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White House Fence Repair
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Winner of the Miss Afghan Beauty Contest
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Employees Take a Break Outside Viagra Headquarters
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For the Man Who Has Everything: Three Tits
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Will a Republican Be the Next President?
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Romeo and Juliet: Avril Lavigne
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Hugo Ballz: The Danger of Thomas the Tank Engine
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Bush Gropes Merkel, Says Clinton Used to Grope People


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