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Compassionate Meat: "˜We Pamper the Cows Until We Slit Their Throats'
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Fearing Being Left Behind, Republicans Begin Bribing Teachers
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Bush Diary - Waterboarding? Surf's up!
Cheney goes surfing, Bush selects his Halloween costume... Full story

Paul McCartney Amputates Heather's Other Leg in Divorce Proceeding
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Mr. T Says "˜Pity the Fool' Who Questions His Adoption of a Norwegian Boy
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Head-Out Parker in a Fury About the New Self-Parking Lexus
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American Whites Have a Remarkable Sameness, Say Australian Aborigines
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TV Reporter Gets a Surprise
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Why it is Good to Open Your Eyes and Smile for Photos
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: What Do the Democrats Stand For?
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Romanian Humor: Bush's Mom's Treatment of Him as a Child Explains a Lot
By Mihai Matei... Full story

Cartoon: The Pope Criticizes Islam
Will this start another international incident... Full story

Western Stories: George Clooney
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Hugo Ballz: Rhinestone Cowboy
Hugo Ballz comic strip... Full story

Baghdad's Golden Desert Hotel Invites You to Visit


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THE GOLDEN DESERT HOTEL
BAGHDAD, IRAQ

THE GOLDEN DESERT HOTEL INVITES YOU TO SPEND A DAY OR YEAR IN LUXURIOUS COMFORT!

LOCATED SECURELY IN BAGHDAD'S GREEN ZONE, YOU WILL BE SAFELY PROTECTED DAY AND NIGHT BY OUR KALASHNIKOV-ARMED SUNNI GUARDS.

SPECIAL RATES OF US$999 PER DAY APPLY FOR COALITION GENERALS, VISITING CONGRESSMEN, STATE DEPARTMENT PERSONNEL, AND HALLIBURTON EMPLOYEES.

OFFICIAL U.S. GOVERNMENT VOUCHERS ARE ACCEPTED IN PAYMENT.

(Meals, private baths, water, electricity, air conditioning, safety glass in windows are all extras and are not included in daily rates. Inquire at desk)

NOTE: GUESTS ARE ADVISED TO PROVIDE THE ADDRESS OF THEIR NEXT OF KIN.

ENJOY YOUR STAY!

THE MANAGER

Gunther Schnitzell
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