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Baghdad's Golden Desert Hotel Invites You to Visit
THE GOLDEN DESERT HOTEL
BAGHDAD, IRAQ
THE GOLDEN DESERT HOTEL INVITES YOU TO SPEND A DAY OR YEAR IN LUXURIOUS COMFORT!
LOCATED SECURELY IN BAGHDAD'S GREEN ZONE, YOU WILL BE SAFELY PROTECTED DAY AND NIGHT BY OUR KALASHNIKOV-ARMED SUNNI GUARDS.
SPECIAL RATES OF US$999 PER DAY APPLY FOR COALITION GENERALS, VISITING CONGRESSMEN, STATE DEPARTMENT PERSONNEL, AND HALLIBURTON EMPLOYEES.
OFFICIAL U.S. GOVERNMENT VOUCHERS ARE ACCEPTED IN PAYMENT.
(Meals, private baths, water, electricity, air conditioning, safety glass in windows are all extras and are not included in daily rates. Inquire at desk)
NOTE: GUESTS ARE ADVISED TO PROVIDE THE ADDRESS OF THEIR NEXT OF KIN.
Compassionate Meat: "˜We Pamper the Cows Until We Slit Their Throats'
