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Compassionate Meat: "˜We Pamper the Cows Until We Slit Their Throats'
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Fearing Being Left Behind, Republicans Begin Bribing Teachers
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Bush Diary - Waterboarding? Surf's up!
Cheney goes surfing, Bush selects his Halloween costume... Full story

Paul McCartney Amputates Heather's Other Leg in Divorce Proceeding
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Baghdad's Golden Desert Hotel Invites You to Visit
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Mr. T Says "˜Pity the Fool' Who Questions His Adoption of a Norwegian Boy
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Head-Out Parker in a Fury About the New Self-Parking Lexus
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American Whites Have a Remarkable Sameness, Say Australian Aborigines
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TV Reporter Gets a Surprise
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: What Do the Democrats Stand For?
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Romanian Humor: Bush's Mom's Treatment of Him as a Child Explains a Lot
By Mihai Matei... Full story

Cartoon: The Pope Criticizes Islam
Will this start another international incident... Full story

Western Stories: George Clooney
Comic book cover by blorno... Full story

Hugo Ballz: Rhinestone Cowboy
Hugo Ballz comic strip... Full story

Why it is Good to Open Your Eyes and Smile for Photos


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