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Democrats Celebrate Seizing Power, and Begin the Pork
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Bush Family Pet Resigns from Post
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North Korea Accuses M*A*S*H Unit of War Crimes
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Biblical Scholars Debate St. Paul's Long-Lost Letter to the Editor
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Bush Will Open Your Mail, But He Still Can't Read It
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Look Who's Prophesying Now
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Gerry Ford's and James Brown's Coffins Get Mixed Up
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Hussein is Alive and Living in Argentina
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Bush Dates Paris Hilton
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: How Will Bush Get Additional Troops to Send to Iraq?
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Romanian Humor: Bushrat (Based on Borat)
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Famous Monsters of Filmland: Cate Blanchett
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Hugo Ballz: Tickle Me, Elmo
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I Would Have Executed Hussein Differently, Says Attorney General Gonzales

Execution proposal sketch #3 presented to President Bush by Attorney General Gonzalez

WASHINGTON, D.C. — "I would have carried out the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein `differently,''' said Justice Department head, Alberto Gonzales.

"We have had much experience in refining our torture and execution techniques at Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib under my direction," he said, "and I was very disappointed that Saddam was turned over to the Iraqis.

"I was looking forward to participating in the ceremony and was quite upset when informed that it had already taken place. I'm looking forward to the next one."

He smiled as he gazed at one of his sketches.

Gunther Schnitzell

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