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Moles Removed From Bush's Face Not Cancerous, Unlike His Presidency
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Bush has had two moles removed from his face. Another 20 were removed from the White House lawn.
His doctors expect tests on the moles to show that they are noncancerous, unlike his Presidency.
The five-minute procedure, called a shave biopsy, was performed in the White House office of Bush's official physician. The procedure required only a local anesthetic, which was administered by the doctor hitting the President on the head with a mallet.
The President will have a scab, a spokesman said, just like the scab labor he employs on his ranch.
Democrats Use Non-Binding Resolutions to Govern
