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Dr. Phil Offers to Cure Rosie's "Lesbian Rage"
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Rosie O'Donnell Keeps Showing Up at America's Big Moments; Does She Have Gump Syndrome?
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Yoko Ono Appointed Spokesperson for New Chemical Castration Drug
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Millions Shocked to Learn Ozzy Was Prescribed Too Many Drugs
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Obama Adopts Romney's Health Plan
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Drug Company Discovers a New Illness Called "Slightly Off Syndrome"
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Cindy Sheehan Quits as the Face of the Anti-War Movement
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Inside the Interdimensional Portal of the Bush Administration
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Double Entendre Comics: Longing for Rod
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Comics We'd Like to See: Not Such a Dill, Bert
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Hugo Ballz: Nerdboy and Motorcycle Man 2
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Valerie Plame Sues CIA, Now Wants to be Public Figure

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Valerie Plame, the former CIA employee who’s identity was leaked to the press by the Bush Administration, is suing the CIA for interfering with her book deal.

“My privacy was violated by the Bush Administration for political gain,” said Plame. “I felt so exposed.

“But after I posed for the Vanity Fair cover and Scooter Libby was convicted, I felt a lot better about things.

“Now I have a lucrative book deal, but the CIA says I signed an employment contract not to write any books about my CIA service. How dare they! I’m a public figure with a Vanity Fair cover! I’m a celebrity! Celebrities need exposure, and that’s all I’m seeking now.

Julio Cesar


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