The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers I conned some free tickets to a preview in New York of The Two Towers, six days before the public opening [more...]
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New Zealanders Invent Radical Boat Design The Kiwis call it "The Hula," which is short for... Full story
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Prince Charles Makes a Discovery About Farming ... Full story
Pope Does Research Into Pervy Priests' Sexual Practices
The Pope watches as two priests demonstrate a secret, acrobatic, sexual practice called the Flying F**k.
Bin Hiden Older male on kidney dialysis looking for an infidel woman. My cave is your cave. Free sex and all the mountain goat you can eat. Send photo by donkey.
Are Cloned Babies Edible?
