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Does Anybody Want to Listen to Clinton/Dole "Point-Counterpoint" on '60 Minutes'?
Clinton has a point which works too well, Dole has a counterpoint which doesn't work... Full story

Victoria's Secret Case Against Victor's Little Secret is a Big Bust
Court enjoys analyzing the catalogues... Full story

Harvard to Create a New Economics Course Opposed to Bush Policies
... Full story

Condé Nast to Publish a Men's Version of Lucky Magazine, Called 'Get Lucky'
... Full story

Baghdad Police Force is Ready to Repel US Invaders
... Full story

'Talkies' by mo paul and young
Cartoon strip... Full story

Russian Army Stages a Beauty Contest

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"And if a boy gives you any trouble, you aim your Kalashnikov between his legs and squeeze the trigger..."

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