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US Troops Make Daring Raid Into Baghdad to Get to the Local McDonald's
Troops driven stir crazy by Army rations... Full story

Magic in Baghdad
Information Minister sees smoke and mirrors... Full story

Saddam Makes a Comeback as a Mafia Don
The Mother of all Godfathers... Full story

Army Spokesman Is Jealous of Pentagon Spokeswoman's Outfits
He's brassed off at the fashion feminista... Full story

Rumsfeld Shows Dave Letterman What He Thinks of Him
... Full story

College Basketball Fever: Brooke Burns Likes The Texas Longhorns
... Full story

Lisa Marie Says She Actually Slept With Michael Jackson

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She said it was no big thing.

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