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Freak Show in London
Liza Minnelli and her husband, David Gest, actually seen kissing in London. It was Gest's 50th birthday and Minnelli's 100th. Minnelli paid Guest $1 million to kiss her in public, but she later demanded a refund. Gest refused, saying that kissing her was an ordeal and that he earned every penny.