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Hugh Hefner's Harem is Cheating on Him
Bernie may be dead but he's still the life of the party. The National Enquirer has reported that Hugh Hefner's girlfriends are cheating on him. (What are we doing reading the National Enquirer, you might ask? Don't ask.)
The aging founder of Playboy claims he has seven girlfriends (photo top). Well, if he has seven girlfriends, isn't he the one doing the cheating?
Five of the seven girlfriends are cheap-looking versions of the cheap-looking Pamela Anderson. How did they get their faces so puffed up, and their lips so distended? Isn't that uncomfortable? And did they have the opposite of the eye plastic surgery that many Asians have?
Notice that, in the top photo, Hefner appears as being held in the upright position by his bevy of babes. The Viagra-infused Hefner's expression looks a lot like that of the dead guy in the poster for the movie "Weekend at Bernies."
Bush Confirms His Pledge of $20 Billion of Aid for New York City
