The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers I conned some free tickets to a preview in New York of The Two Towers, six days before the public opening [more...]
Bloomin' Berg Elected Mayor of New York Mike Blimpberg, the billionaire businessperson, was elected Mayor of New York... Full story
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Bush Meets with What's-His-Name
'Ladies and Gentlemen, meet ............' The President introduces what's-his-name. TERROR AT THE WHITE HOUSE: FORGETTING A NAME
WASHINGTON, DC —
Reliving an embarrassing moment during the Presidential election campaign, when he was unable to remember the name of the President of Pakistan, President Bush was still unable to remember the Pakistan Prime Minister's name yesterday. Attempting to introduce the Pakistani President at a White House press conference yesterday, President Bush referred to the Prime Minister as "my good friend, our new all-ie, Pres-i-dent...... err...... he's a good man...... pretty ugly though...... he's not Veepeepee...... that's the Injun...... he's definitely Pak-is-stan...... he's the Pres-i-dent...... also a Gen-er-al...... fighting terr-or-ism...... he's got nukes...... don't want to piss him off............"
Bloomin' Berg Elected Mayor of New York
