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Kraft Responds to Rising Obesity, and Says its Stock is a "Buy"
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Canadians Madly Buy Tons of Mad Cow Beef; "It Was On Sale!"
Frugal Canadians establish a new standard of lunacy... Full story

Dutch Government Launches Probe of Asshole
Someone has to look into this mess... Full story

Strom Thurmond Music CD to be Released Posthumously
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The Bongo News Generic Obituary
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US Soldier in Iraq Loses His Car

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