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CIA Releases Possible Disguises for Bin Laden


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WASHINGTON, DC — The CIA has released this photo montage of possible disguises terrorist leader, Osama bin Laden, may be using to walk around with impunity among us. They are asking the general public to take a good look at these photos and memorize them in case they should happen across the Al Qaeda leader.

"We can't just assume he's holed up in a cave somewhere," said George Tenet, the Director of the CIA. "He could be fooling us all and be walking down Times Square planning the next big operation. It's up to every American to keep a look out and point out to the FBI or the CIA any suspicious looking characters you see. That's how Home Security is going to work."

Attorney General, John Ashcroft, agreed with Mr. Tenet. "I would add to that and say any swarthy person with a moustache and a beard bears watching with the utmost intensity."

Mike Pasternack
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