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OutKast Performance at Grammy's Called Racist by Native Americans
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Virgin Airlines Sponsors "Fly with Courtney and Paris" Contest
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Barbie and Ken Break Up After Sex Tape Surfaces
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Michael Jackson to Open Babysitting Service
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Halliburton to Repay the Army for Charging $5,000 for a Hamburger
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Dean Says He's Willing to be Vice President
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Rover Looks For Life on Mars
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