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MARCH 3, 2004

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Mel Gibson to Remake "Fiddler on the Roof" with a Catholic Theme
Gibson denies anti-Semitic tendencies... Full story

Best Breasts at Academy Awards
... Full story

Wine Review: New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc Has Taste of Berries, Citrus and Sheep's Balls
Jack Palethorpe reviews Kiwi wine... Full story

Dick Cheney is Put to Sleep
After the Bush dog, Spot, is put down... Full story

Kerry Says Bush is "Late" on Haiti But Was "Too Early" on Iraq
... Full story

Lost Patrol: The True Story of the Alabama National Guard
The mystery of "Where was George Bush?" is solved... Full story

Laura Bush Cannot Remember Seeing Dubya at Their Wedding Ceremony
... Full story

Woman Reports Neighbor for Loud Sex
... Full story

Banner Ads We'd Like To See: YourTime HasCome.com
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Mrs. Mel Gibson Asks the Wizard of Love
You can ask the Wizard anything... Full story

The Adventures of Abdul and Hasim. Chapter 13: Cousin Nasir Brings Gifts
... Full story

Comics We'd Like to See: Boxtrot 2
With apologies to Foxtrot... Full story

Divorce
Stupid Drawings from a stupid stupid man... Full story

Cameron Diaz Flashes a Breast on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Leno and Cameron — Jay must be left handed

Mike Pasternack

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